by soccerboyfan November 24, 2019
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The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...
Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.
Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies
*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.
Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies
*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.
Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"
by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016
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Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Matt: You know Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids series?
Ben: Yes.
Matt: I'd tap that!
Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.
Ben: Yes.
Matt: I'd tap that!
Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.
by Reppin' Latvia April 23, 2010
Get the Disney soccer-hot mug.1) The art of using one's feet only when inside a public restroom.
2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.
3) The World Cup of Crap.
2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.
3) The World Cup of Crap.
He was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished Pelé on his home field of Brazil, but not on a field and not in Brazil. In an Exxon Mobil shitter.
by Wyatt Junker July 11, 2011
Get the Restroom Soccer mug.The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020
Get the Mundial Retardinho Soccer mug.The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
by klrsoccer October 5, 2008
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