Dirty Sholto

The act of stopping just prior to climax during sex and blasting sugar babes on the Bluetooth speaker so loud that the vibrations make your partner orgasm

I honestly thought he wasn’t going to pull out, but then he hit me with a dirty sholto

by Kayized December 5, 2022

Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time

Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021

by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023

Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.

"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."

by bronzeborne October 7, 2023

Charles Smolka

Bum

Yo gurt your a Charles Smolka

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025

Ardoyne Smelter

When the Anus of a man is rapidly filled with other mens bodily fluids (cum,squirt juice,spit, or a combination) then the receiving man proceeds to tightly clench his arse cheeks together and shake his body, effectively smelting the fluids inside of his arse.

“Hey Ronan, did you see johnnys nephew got an ardoyne smelter!”

by Micky Drymouth July 15, 2025

What a smolka

Term used in any sad situation. This term is an evolved version of "To je smolka " , but as it is no longer funny, "What a smolka" is used instead. It was first created on 24th May 2019 by Piatkove Stretka gang.

-Dude, I broke my ass.

-What a smolka.

by Matto16 May 25, 2019

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019