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Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016
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california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex
If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers
by California Slippers December 30, 2016
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toss slippers

Similar to toss salad, defined as the licking and general oral pleasuring of ones anus, to toss someone's slippers is to suck upon their toes.
Man, I really miss how my third wife would toss my slippers after a long day at work, she could really toss slippers.
by DefiniteyNotBatman April 15, 2017
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Yankee Slipper

A derivative of a hot-dog. It's where you make a regular grilled cheese, and then use THAT as the bun for the hot-dog.

Presumably it's something that somebody from the northern United States would eat, as the name 'Yankee Slipper' came to a rather inebriated fellow one night.

It has yet to be tested thoroughly, but as of now, we fear what power this meal might have.
Dude, I'm hungry but I don't know what to make.

Well, what three things do you KNOW you have available?

Uh... Hot-dogs, bread, and cheese.

Make a Yankee Slipper...
by MadMaude October 29, 2018
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Cum Slipper

When a man pulls at the last minute and releases his load into a slipper/shoe and the girl put her foot into the cum filled slipper and then wears it around the house
I heard mark made Jessica a Cum Slipper
by Dr l.a...s dart June 19, 2019
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mom's slipper

A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson

Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
by Master-_-Donut December 29, 2020
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Sleepy Slipper

When an individual gets so horny he slips his fingers in girl (who is sleeping) and literally gives her a wet dream.
Luda: "UH OH...the lights ouht. I think Its bout time for the sleepy slipper on this bitches."
by Insane V April 23, 2004
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