Taint-Slide

The act of rubbing ones gouch.

When he bent over I gave him a Taint-slide.

by MisBehav3n July 19, 2011

Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 24, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.

There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe

by Mature mario November 17, 2016

Madalena Slide Tackle

A two-footed, studs-up slide tackle on your own teammate that results in an injury to the lower leg.

Lad broke his leg because of a Madalena Slide Tackle.

by ThereIsOnlyOneLadsFC December 7, 2017

Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

cuban slip and slide

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013