Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
Alternative:
Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010
Get the Sleeping with the saladmug. Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.
by CyberJake August 15, 2005
Get the sleeping giantmug. when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites
"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010
Get the sleep assaultmug. Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.
Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.
Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.
by Squeakingfiend March 6, 2008
Get the Dusty sleepmug. That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.
Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.
by Quinn&Quynn October 9, 2021
Get the Sleep Edgingmug. Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013
Get the sleep bonermug. The sleep that is acquired after 2 or more days straight adderall tweaking. Very light and seems almost as if one is not really sleeping. Usually not lasting more than 3 hours. Dreams often exemplify adderall effects such as the overbearing need to clean, do homework, or make lists.
Person 1: Yo doode I haven't slept all week.
Person 2: That's impossible
Person 1: Well unless you wanna count 8 hours of adderall sleep throughout the week
Person 2: That's impossible
Person 1: Well unless you wanna count 8 hours of adderall sleep throughout the week
by because we live at 1221 March 8, 2012
Get the adderall sleepmug.