by CommyCorner December 22, 2014
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It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
by AnealEyo January 16, 2015
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Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
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