Definitions by SummonerLingLing
cookie pounder
When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.
cookie pounder by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
sloppy ear
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
sloppy ear by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017