scot simpson

knob

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

simmondley

Where zack, the best mechanical rocket league player, comes from.

I'm scared to come against someone from simmondley.

by PokerGod03 March 20, 2021

ms.simmons

The thiccest woman alive her booty is literally 2 galaxies

Dang cristian diaz is such a Ms.simmons .

by Action_penguin September 17, 2017

Luke Simpson

He’s a tiktok thot nigger, but he’s kinda thicc and would definitely smash that ass

Bus down, lemme see Luke Simpson bus down!

by Pookolo February 17, 2019

simmonite

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.

by WWJD1 November 3, 2007