steam

A gayprogram designed to line Valve's pockets with money.

STEAM is a big pile of SHIT.

by James Washbrook September 15, 2003

steam

fucked up laggy assed shite program developed by retards who like spoiling peoples fun

not worth the "steam" of my shit

by UVMe January 16, 2004

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006

Steamed

To get totaly drunk / wasted beyond comprehention

Coming to the pub to get Steamed?

by Adam Boote February 26, 2004

steam

1. Noun. The gaseous form of water, H20.

2. Noun. An excellent idea that manifested itself in an extremely buggy and sometimes stupid program. Automatic patching? Great! A friends network? Why didn't they think of that before? A program slower than a sloth? Not good.

1. James Watt was principle in the development of an engine working using the pressure of super-heated steam.

2. Steam took too long to update itself, so the uber-1337 WON veteran Jimmy smashed his computer, before realising that he could just shut down steam and play Counter-Striike 1.5

Why does Friends Network work only about 25% of the time?

by Comrade Dmitri March 3, 2004

belgium steamer

a sexual act where during the girl's orgasm you shit in her mouth

guy A: ever watched disturbing porn videos?
guy B: yeh i watched the belgium steamer one and the church of fudge
guy A: fuck you cunt im not your friend
guy B: yeh only because i belgium steamered your mum your cock sucking faggot

by Young.Whites PYG January 5, 2010

Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*

by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009