Sad seeds

Tears

Dry those sad seeds, it's nothing to cry about!

by Woodswoman February 20, 2022

eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
• Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Bird Seeding

It is when an individual sprinkles bird seed on their butthole and allows their feathered friends to feed from it.

The Australian man’s butthole was pecked raw after his daily bird seeding routine.

by Burglekuckler May 25, 2023

Alex Seeds

-The state of being completely at the whim of the deterministic nature of the universe.

-Devoid of free will or the ability to choose ones own path.

-Being completely convinced of the fact that any free will is simply an illusion.

-Denoting the simultaneous possession of the qualities of being inherently seductive and maintaining a conscious awareness and confidence in this attribute, as humorously conveyed in the well-known lyrical phrase: 'I'm sexy and I know it.

“Yeah i was trying to convince him not to go ahead with it, but he was really Alex Seeds at the time.”

“Be careful around that guy, his name is Alex Seeds and he doesnt have free will.”

“I went on a date with Alex Seeds and woke up 4 days later in the boot of an abandoned car in Rocklea”

by Charlie (AKA 99) July 5, 2023

silver seeder

A derogatory term for a Gleaner combine. The machines are a silver color and the older models tended to put a lot of grain back on the ground which would then grow the next year as s volunteer crop.

You can tell they harvested that field with a silver seeder.

by Juniorcat1999 October 24, 2023

DEEP-SEEDED

The Word Said/Used When Most People Really Mean to Say DEEP-SEATED, Same Meaning We Just All Say It Wrong Cuz Thats What It Should Be...
Meaning DEEPLY INGRAINED or DEEPLY FELT...

She Had Very DEEP-SEEDED Feelings and Traditions When It Came to How She Felt About Marriage...

by KEVIN-27-YEARS May 29, 2024