salty pelican

When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.

"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"

by Ed Cigar December 13, 2009

Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!

I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007

Salty Oreo

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,

shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

salty facial

In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.

Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!

Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!

by Brown Sugar Cookie August 20, 2011