Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

a spank

Derived from the hoods in dayton ohio a spank is a ounce of hard or your drug of choice

He is charging a G for a spank of hard.

by Dwnsouthliz September 3, 2020

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

spank zone

The zone of spanking i.e. your butt cheeks.

Oof! Right in the spank zone!

by PuncherOfTrees November 4, 2023