social fap

When you use social media to masturbate

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!

by n-bomb December 1, 2015

Social Geeking

The use of social media (Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.) to obsess about intellectual ideas/theories, books, people, and/or other academic curiosities.

You can tell she's been social geeking, I just saw that she "liked" Henry Giroux, the critical theorist, on Facebook.

by JtotheDub July 14, 2010

social hostage

A person seized of held through social pressure.

My professor took me social hostage when he asked me a question during a lecture.

by carlopolis May 5, 2018

Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

Manti-social

The act of creating a fictional girlfriend due to lack of adequate social skills.

Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.

Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.

Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.

by TheTeach February 20, 2013

Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

by L.Just March 7, 2011

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 18, 2021