Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.

Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad

by Niggis July 13, 2025

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

Seongwoo

The eater of shit. The gooner of all gooners. Destroyer of the triple k and all who are dumb pieces of shit

He is Seongwoo

by Roblox is da best November 30, 2025

shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

Shongbollingo

An angry Asian father. If you have any sort of Asian in you from your dad, and he’s upset with you, just tell him he’s being a shongbollingo.

Dad, you’re being such a shongbollingo!

by posestriker January 26, 2026

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006