Shitty Wasted

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."

I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!

by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006

shitty president

See Bush*.

*Note to the Christian Coalition: No, not the burning thing in the bible through which God spoke.

I'm not talking about the first one! Sure, he was a limp dick, but his son: he sure was a shitty president.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

shitty weed

Cannabis, usually in reference to resin or hashish, of an inferior, or very low quality, often fake. Usually very dark and with an almost petroleum-like smell, it is often refered to as gack.

1: Have any luck getting any pot last night?
2: No, all I managed to get was this shitty weed.

by beefylad May 22, 2006

birmingham shitty

Probably the most embarrasing thing to come out of the midlands.

How many did birmingham shitty lose by today?
10 nil. what a load of pony

Shit on the city tonight!

by bombskwad September 20, 2006

Shitty Boyfriend

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.

Jared smells like a vagina. He's a shitty boyfriend.

by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008