Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.
Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.
Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.
Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.
by blaylock December 7, 2009
Get the sandwich slapmug. When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.
Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
by LooseGears May 23, 2013
Get the Sandwich Mikemug. The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"
Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.
Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"
Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"
Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"
Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"
Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"
Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"
by Captain Spongetrousers August 15, 2011
Get the Princess Sandwichmug. Generation sandwich: a generation sandwich is sexual intercourse/contact with your son/daughter and mother/father. Typically the older generation is on the bottom and the youngest on the top leaving you in the middle dealing with both. You, the middle or the “meat” of the sandwich are typically female and the outer bread male. If the outer bread is female then strap ons are needed. If you’re the “meat” then your asshole is fucked. When the bread of the sandwich “finishes” it’s considered “spreading the mayo” ironically it’s a condiment but there’s no condom. If the bread is black then it’s dark rye and if you the “meat” is black it’s considered a roast beef sandwich.
Ex. “Hey bro what have you been up to?”
“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”
“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””
“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”
“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”
“Bologna”
“Oh shit I was the bread of the generation sandwich”
“Nice man, did u “spread the mayo?””
“Oh of course, so did my grandpa, we drowned her in mayo!”
“Brooo that’s hot, what kind of “meat” was she?”
“Bologna”
by Peeonmedarling October 13, 2017
Get the generation sandwichmug. Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.
by Elmon11 November 14, 2018
Get the Alabaman Sandwichmug. by AsianWaffles September 19, 2016
Get the Albino Sandwichmug. A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.
we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.
by Nildro February 12, 2010
Get the Sandwich Partymug.