salty pelican

When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.

"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"

by Ed Cigar December 13, 2009

Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!

I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.

by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007

Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.

Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.

by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019

salty jig

A black person who doesn't shower.

rob- dude, what smells?

George- Oh, its just that salty jig Jamal.

by robert a glenson November 25, 2007

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.

“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

salty mayo

a cumshot

during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face

by mitch gibbons October 15, 2008