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Rule 27

Never knowingly be serious. A rule created by the Doctor in the popular BBC series Doctor Who during the series 6 episode "Let's Kill Hitler".
(The Doctor comes out wearing a tux and a top hat.)

River: You're dying! And you stopped to change?

The Doctor: Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. Amelia Pond. Judgment Death machine. Why am I not surprised? Sonic cane.

River: Are you serious?

The Doctor: Never knowingly. Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27. You might want to write these down.
by Sophia42 November 14, 2011
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rule of half past four

The rule that if you listen very seriously and intently, with a deeply caring expression, to anyone until 4:30 a.m., they then must have sex with you. Sometimes a verb as well. Comes from the original, good version of Bedazzled, with Peter Cook (as the devil) and Dudley Moore (as the guy being tempted).
"Have you thought of just applying the rule of half past four?"

"What is it?"

"If you can stay wide awake and gaze at her thinking 'You are fascinating,' the whole time she talks, for everything she says, no matter how pointless and no matter how stupid, till half past four in the morning, you're in." (Not an exact quote)

I wanted her so bad that one night when she was drunk and dumping all this self pity, I kept telling her what an interesting person she was, until I finally half past foured my way into her pants.
by old lang guy August 31, 2007
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Rules Of Survival

a cancerous shit fuck game that mocks several battle royale themed based games
Hey Mike you heard of the new game rules of survival?
by Father Aristotle Dy February 18, 2019
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rule number 2

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?
by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019
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Riley (9mat)

yesyesyes
wow! youre such a Riley (9mat)!
by konkiskonk September 13, 2019
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Rileyya Miderlyn

Best girl and also a best girlfriend ever (note that this only applies to Cairo El Ghifari)
Oh look its Rileyya Miderlyn, Cairo’s gf!
by highschoolloverboy January 25, 2021
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rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.
Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
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