Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.
by cutiepie664 November 19, 2019

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

"Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024

by CrystalJell April 18, 2008
