Matt Rife

Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘

I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!

by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024

usual riffs

a mediocre viewpoint, nothing valuebale

The usual riffs on Twitter and Instagram.

by Koi Tong June 17, 2024

Tom Rafferty

Tom Rafferty is a person who commonly looks like a thumb and has characteristic traits of people with Down syndrome.

Oi look over there it’s a “Tom Rafferty” talking to his sister Emma.

by Clane March 30, 2024

Dirty Rafferty

When you take a photo of yourself completely naked only using a bag of potatoes to cover your genitals, this act is normally done by an Irish individual in commemoration of the potato famine of 1845. this photo will then be sent to the boys group chat.
A truly humbling experience.

"this Dirty Rafferty goes out to the ancestors" Proclaimed Nathan as he brandishes his honorable sack in his weekly traditional fashion.

by RigErrMortus October 17, 2024

Ray Rifle

A man-portable directed-energy weapon in a rifle form factor—essentially, a gun that fires rays instead of bullets. The ray rifle represents the holy grail of speculative infantry weapons: unlimited ammunition (as long as power lasts), speed-of-light delivery, adjustable effect (from dazzle to disable to destroy), and no ballistic drop or wind correction. Whether such weapons exist in classified programs, remain decades away, or are fundamentally impractical for man-portable use is a matter of intense speculation. The challenges are immense: power sources small enough to carry, cooling systems light enough to bear, beam control precise enough to aim. But the promise is equally immense—and the rumors persist.

Example: "The soldier in the video was carrying something bulkier than a normal rifle, with a thick cable running to a backpack—maybe just prototype gear, maybe a Ray Rifle, maybe nothing at all. That's how these things stay mysterious: plausible enough to wonder, deniable enough to dismiss."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Assault Rifle

1A. Translated from "Sturmgewehr" Meaning Storm Rifle or simpily Assault Rifle, Is a Term coined by the Germans in 1944 when designing the STG44.
2A. a lightweight rifle fed by a magazine and capable of automatic fire, designed for infantry use.

Lefty 1: Ban Assault Rifles!!!!!
Republican 1: No fuck you you commie!!!!!

by AK47AR15 March 15, 2026

Lord riffraff

A Good Samaritan, formerly known in the 1400s in the geedorah empire, final words were “let’s bounce”

“that’s rad, lets bounce” - lord riffraff

by dababaisod June 29, 2025