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crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.
by David February 22, 2004
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crotch rocket

A sport bike, usually japanese, but somtimes italian, rarley german (the new BWM K1200R) or american (buell) The minimum that really is a crotch rocket is along the lines of the classic 2 strokers like the RZ350 or the NS400r, cominng up to the the pinnicle in the likes of the RCv211 or the yamaha M1. More common examples are along the likes of the ninja/GSXr/YZFr/CBR series.

Very fast, even the slowest of these (the RZ350 and NS400R) can run times in 11's in bone stock. with somthing like a turboed GSX1300R hitting 7's.
Did ya see the turbo busa video where the crotch rocket rips a big ol viper a new asshole?
by He who arises in might September 24, 2004
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Richet

An adjective to describe rich, country-club white girls who engage in activities to be considered ratchet; a combination of 'rich' and 'ratchet'.

Common signs include:

-orange spray tan smears on clothing
-an inch of brown roots coming through platinum bleached hair
-goes to gym in nike free runs and PINK yoga pants in hopes to "get it in"
-constantly instagrams lastest starbucks fix
-drives convertible VW beetle
-claims to be on the "twerk team"
Look at that Doritos-colored richet walking into class 15 minutes late with starbucks.
by Tano Kao April 28, 2013
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rocketcock

Did you SEE Nguyen's rocketcock in the showers!?!? I'll bet he's got a DAIRY worth of cheese growing in that foreskin!!
by B-nus July 26, 2006
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Ed Ricketts

A close friend of the Nobel/ Pulitzer Prize winning author John Steinbeck. He was a marine biologist and an outspoken pacifist who believed in Ghandiesque principles that "An eye for the eye makes the whole world go blind".
Ed Ricketts' friendship with Steinbeck is documented in the non-fiction novel "The Log from the Sea of Cortez", and many classic Steinbeck characters are based on him: such as 'Doc' in "Cannery Row", 'Doc' in In Dubious Battle, 'Jim Casy' in "The Grapes of Wrath", and 'Doctor Winter' in "Moon is Down".

Note: all the characters Ricketts inspired are reserved, contemplative, and share an admiration for strong character and internal courage.
by that guy who won the prize March 18, 2011
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Rocket Fist

When a person has a boner that looks like and or feels like a erection that is strong and or going to burst. One could even use said erection to poke many things.
Jim: Hey man how did you and sarah work out last night.

Bob:dude I got a "Rocket Fist" and she saw. She couldn't stop looking.
by Some FN Guy December 26, 2009
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Ricktarded

Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011
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