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Retardedommon Sense

Logic or "common sense" that is not actually logical or "common sense"
some guy: The word "nerdommon" doesn't exist
some other guy: How would you know it doesnt exist?
that first guy: Its just common sense
by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005
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Retarded Thing

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011
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retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno
dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
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Retarded

1.)Someone who is less developed mentally, physically, and socially

2.)A word used by many faggots that has become a slang because these idiots use it too much when someone just does something stupid. People who overuse this word should learn better.
Definition 1: That guy is retarded.

Definition 2: Dialogue: Person 1- What is 12 to the second power

Person 2- Um... I think it’s 140

Person 1- You are actually retarded. It’s 144 (No he isn’t retarded. He just didn’t do as much practice as you did)
by Bully free guy May 22, 2018
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Retarded

A word that describes 99.9% of people from a personal viewpoint, that 0.1% being you. Also know that everybody else views you the same way, but you don't know it.

Also a word that describes someone who acts mentally challenged or otherwise disabled.
When I think you're retarded, I'll never know if you think that I'm retarded.
by Sukov Blyatovich May 29, 2018
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by toilet struggler September 15, 2021
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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!
by MikeTS July 23, 2007
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