On the fifth 'date' (see High Fidelity, Hornby et al 1995) a 'relationship' state (q.v.) is mandated to come into effect by 'law' (see Feminism). Exceptions may occur: where a 'third base' (see American Pie, Biggs et al 1999) state arises prior; where 'sex' (see Genesis) arises prior; where otherwise precluded by marriage of either party to third party (see adultery).
"My approach to relationships has always been something of a 'touch and go' affair: I touch; they go."
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The belief that the soul of a Hillbilly, upon death of the body, comes back to earth in the form of a dumber Hillbilly.
" In da summer time I jus walk 'round in me high water waders. I dun care 'bout skin cancer, cuz I believes in dat dere Reintarnation."
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She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?
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She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.
He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?
She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.
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If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.
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some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:
hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out
clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?
weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.
general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!
girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?
girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me
girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!
by banginbabe March 23, 2011
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