Any irrational system of belief and veneration, commonly involving God(s), that relies on baseless articles of faith as found in holy scriptures and/or espoused by self proclaimed spokespeople for God(s).
Despite Christianity being properly defined as a religion many of it's adherents refuse to accept that it is a religion, like any other.
by Corvusmox July 24, 2017
Get the Religion mug.by Melvin1010 November 16, 2018
Get the Relins mug.Related Words
religion
• Relient K
• Relic
• reliable
• Religious Right
• relish
• reli
• relief
• religionist
• religious
The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)
True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL
(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)
Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain
This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:
by Priest_of_might_pickle💖💛💙 February 8, 2021
Get the Religion of thy mighty pickle mug.by eeeeeeaeee April 12, 2021
Get the relief mug.When used by the goverenment, tv, mainstream media or big corporations, it's a code word for "unreliable" and "unreliable" means "reliable" "non-mainstream" or "partly-reliable" now
by t00c00lforscho00l February 27, 2022
Get the Reliable mug.1)getting full of holes hole-y
2)a non-believer praying to God
3) A horrible incident that got you on your knees
2)a non-believer praying to God
3) A horrible incident that got you on your knees
Damn! that AK-47 is getting Gina religious.
Because of the finals, even atheists were getting religious.
Dan: Shit, is that bitch getting religious?
Bob: Nah, she's just giving a blow-job.
Because of the finals, even atheists were getting religious.
Dan: Shit, is that bitch getting religious?
Bob: Nah, she's just giving a blow-job.
by bobobona February 7, 2009
Get the getting religious mug.The absolute worst type of insult, more than infinite times amounts worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian , ur granny tranny , ur sister a mister , ur grandpap a trap , ur brother a mother combined
Jake: ... ur brother a mother
You: ur religion poop like a pigeon
*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*
You: ur religion poop like a pigeon
*All universes suddenly stop as God himself falls to the ground and weeps at what he has created, as he finally sees that he must kill off every living thing to exist*
by LordTheMemeMaster April 3, 2018
Get the Ur religion poop like a pigeon mug.