are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

by Yololel November 18, 2014

Rehaan

Rehaan's a cool British Canadian dude that loves to make round rotis and take big shits. He's also a cutie patootie.

There's Rehaan, cool guy.

by weekndloloxo April 17, 2019

I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".

"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".

by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010

Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

007 reader

When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.

Damn, I must have a lot of 007 readers cause I get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.

by Lee Byerly January 19, 2008

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

by SoulFlux February 1, 2019