Turkish Rag

A turkish rag is when you fart all over your hand, and then smear the hand you farted on all over somebody elses face, making their face smell like asshole, and lowering their self esteem.

Cameren was sitting on the bed pondering life, when he received a Turkish Rag from Shawn.

by Rigginsss December 23, 2009

JACK RAG

a rag or piece of clothe used to catch ejaculation when masturbating.

Hey bro i used your tee shirt to jack off on. Hope you don't mind

by ikonworx February 9, 2004

du-rag 2

back in pre-civil war era, the slaves worked int he fields constantly, and mustve had a hard time getting water...well, it just so happens that i believe they utilized a sort of thin cloth to solve this dilemma: they would set this cloth (in theory) outside on the fields over night, and in the morning, it would be veritably soaked. they would then put it on their head during the day and it would cool them off. this water, of course, came from the dew that settled on the ground over night. however, after the civil war, the slaves (now freed) had no further use for this cooling unit, and over time it became a fashion item...however, it was renamed to 'du-rag' because as we all know, in the 'hip-hop scene' spelling words right isnt 'cool'.

no need for one...just look at dudes heads

by afredo August 29, 2005

doo rag

A piece of fabric made of spandex, which is used to wrap around the head.

by hale_horizon April 19, 2003

pee rag

a rag used by teenage or preteen kids used for a bedsheet. it consists of a high fiber durable clothe that can hold up to 2 liters of piss. often used after kid has been hit prolongdly for peeing the bed. after mothers and fathers have put up with it long enough.

"Cesar! Pick up this damn pee rag its starting to stink up this fucking room!"

"Little billy keeps peeing the bed Bill. we need to get him a pee rag."


"Damn it somebody wash the damn Pee rag"

by Johnny saints July 7, 2007

mung rag

A Bar-Keeep's rag for sopping up spills.

I can't believe Dan took a shot of mung-rag drippings, and hasen't puked yet!

by Cnut Stolen December 14, 2004

toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003