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nutty professor

the act of taking a nutty log on one's glasses with intent to scratch lenses due dump's nutiness
i owe my girl new glasses because the nutty professor fucked her lenses up
by Aaron Karlsruher November 15, 2007
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professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
by Louis January 13, 2006
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professional

some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.
"Don't worry, I'm a professional"
by MissBoo May 26, 2010
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processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.
I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.
by stray bullitts January 16, 2009
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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
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Professional

One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
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Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
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