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paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling
these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red
by cockswing March 24, 2022
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Ten pint job

A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
by oball April 8, 2005
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bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.
Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.
by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007
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Silk Painting

A technique of painting using silk and silk paints. The silk is stretched on a wooden frame and lining paint is used to stop paint spreading and to give a professional finish. Silk paints don't have to be used you can use a variety of paints including water colours and water based inks.

This technique originated in South East Asia.
by raindropinthedesert May 6, 2009
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mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!
by poode dude November 7, 2010
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penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.
by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011
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Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
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