living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

mark pots

When you have a trap as a girlfriend and you don't want to admit it.

When a pippa (mark pots) order bepis
instead of boba bola

by bepis_pippa April 19, 2018

SSA postulate

To refer to a girl who is smart and has a big booty, hence the "ssa" (backwards of this spells "ass") part of the ssa postulate.

A girl who is an SSA postulate is most likely worth hanging around with because she can help you in ways more than one.

Half-Nerd 1: Remember that girl last night from our study hangout?
Nerd 2: Ah, yeah, what about her?
Half-Nerd 1: She is such an SSA postulate!

Nerd 2: {tries to recall the definition of "SSA postulate" from urban dictionary} Well, I haven't looked her over yet.
Half-Nerd 1: You gotta, she is *so* worth it!
Nerd 2: Is it more how she looks or her smarts?
Half-Nerd 1: uh...
*To Be Continued*

kappa

by a memer from geometry class November 13, 2017

A Potsticker

A person male or female who only sticks around because others have weed but doesn’t bring their own.

Damn this new girl I’ve been seeing is a Potsticker all she wants to do is smoke my weed and go home.

by Kailer420 May 5, 2018

wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)

"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018

olympia potluck

When you go to an orgy, you don’t get any action, but go home with scabies anyway.

That was an Olympia potluck.

by Thisagaingm October 18, 2018

Porcelain potluck

When you either shit or piss into a toilet that already has shit or piss in it that’s not your own.

I hate using public bathroom, chances are there’s a porcelain potluck in the only open stall that I’ll have to contribute to.

by Lameone January 29, 2019