When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019
Get the Pot Blockedmug. A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.
- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
by disintegrationist September 26, 2014
Get the pot musingmug. by Cloudpie September 13, 2017
Get the Dream Potmug. When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.
"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"
by kkbb December 3, 2019
Get the Pot Rotmug. This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.
The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.
Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?
Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.
Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.
Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...
by drummermanadam July 24, 2018
Get the Yogurt Pottedmug. "Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.
by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005
Get the potting somonemug. by leo4mini February 16, 2010
Get the shlosh potmug.