pookies

what stupid people say when they dont know what is happening

"aww pookie, i saw your mom and you out last night you loser"

by mother June 2, 2003

Poolies

The act of defecation.

"Everybody makin' them poolies
Old people be callin' 'em stoolies
Makin' them poolies
all
day
long"

by Bob from Cork November 24, 2010

Pooliquia

A dance that originated in the water that includes riding the pony and making an ugly makeing out face. created in los angeles by a white chick

My Pooliquia brings all the boys to the yard.... or..... Sharon did the pooliquia at the dance the other night and then 5 boys proposed to her.

by Jake Kale December 3, 2003

pollied

under the influence of pot and mollie (pure MDMA)

I was so pollied last night.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

poopie presties

When one becomes so drunk, they take all of their clothes off, run around, and finally pass out. Then they are found the next day in the closet by the host's mom naked in the closet covered in their own feces with a bucket over their head.

Josh went poopie presties last night! We didn't find him for three days!

by NtotheEtotheS July 7, 2009

Poomie

1) The dude with whom you share a poon in a MMF threesome.

2) A female roomie that while not involved with you, still helps you out with more than the dishes & laundry.

1) I was totally poomies with (insert name) last night after that party and now I can't look him in the eye.

2) My cute poomie took pity on my blue balls last night and sucked me off after dinner.

by Ill-khan October 11, 2009

Poopie Cheese

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.

Hope, you never look like poopie cheese

by Hopesbf January 23, 2011