Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.

Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately

by Cult mike December 25, 2016

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.

Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.

by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024

step to the plate

When you meet the expectation of an activity.

Step to the plate: He step up to the plate when nobody else did.

by tesskhan January 24, 2017