penny pincher

Someone who makes alot of money and does not do jack shit with it, says they have no money knowing they have over 100 in their pocket, then all of the sudden splurges on something they do not need. Like a big screen TV.

by pseudonym May 31, 2004

poncho-man

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.

I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.

by poncho-man January 2, 2009

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010

penny pinchin'

When a guy continually hooks up with ones as opposed to tens or dimes.

Man, matts game is broke.
yeah bro he's been penny pinchin' like a mother fucker!

by SS BOB November 9, 2010

pinche legume

The act of female masturbation. In referance to flicking the bean. To play with the clit.

Jen was up late by herself pinche legume.

by Pj Severson October 11, 2007

Pichon

Someone who enjoys watching the food network (because he's fat or because he's a woman), going places alone (because no one likes him), cleaning, being fat, sleeping like he'll never wake up, making fun of others to make himself feel better and covering up the truth about hi homosexuality (excepy when he's drunk).

But, he's also easy to talk to, handsome and funny.

Trey; Guess what!
Jane: You've joined a circus?
Trey: No silly.
Jane: You're going to a military academy to be around more men?
Trey: I wish. But, no.
Jane: You're a fruitcake?
Trey: No, I'm full.
Jane: You're such a Pichon.
Trey: Wha?
Jane: Gay.

by J. B. D. January 11, 2008

Poncho Nigger

A Mexican Person.

Im tired of all these poncho niggers gettin into my country, they oughta toughen up the borders.

by RyanQuinnDan April 30, 2011