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peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016
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Navajo peanut burp

The act of filling a Navajo ass with peanut and liquid and having him or her fart them out into partners mouth.
She couldn't eat another drop after he fed her his Navajo peanut burp
by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Peanut Butter Clit

When a female put peanut butter on her clit to make a dog eat her out.
Hey Beth, did spot like the Peanut Butter clit last night?
by Cameron graham December 26, 2020
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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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Peanut Butter Hips

A girls hips are rubbery, looking like peanut butter and have canyon thighs.
Damn. Look at that bitch, she got the peanut butter hips and everything!
by The Creator & Definer March 1, 2011
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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023
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