cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009

Patchatch

A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.
Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much

"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."

by KendyllandCamille! April 24, 2005

patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

by jammynose February 15, 2014

patch rag

A rag one uses to clean their patch, aka their smelly crotch

Katie, stop hanging your smelly patch rag by the sink!

by Ddebs June 20, 2015

salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 7, 2010