PALM SUNDAY

PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.

"I gave Sally a palm sunday and now she is saved."

by ninenine9 November 9, 2012

palmyra

a small hick town located about forty minutes from rochester NY. Each year thousands of mormons flock here and act like they own the place (which they dont!)...but it is really just a shitty town.

mormon fucking suck!

by john May 13, 2005

palm tree

A palm tree is the most fun thing to climb known to man.
Palm trees can be climbed by any man, but you have to wear the proper protection.
If you climb a palm tree make sure to pick the fuit carefully.
Palm trees can be dangerous, therefore you should treat them nicely.

Do not climb someone elses palm tree.
Palm trees can be very very attractive
Make sure you know if your palm tree is dead, if it is dead do not climb it.
If you climb a palm tree make sure it is of age.

the californian palm trees can be found at the beach and are the most fun to climb.

by fookies October 15, 2009

madam palm and her five sisters

having a wank

the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock into madam palm and her five sisters

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003

hairy palms

all Wookies

Chewbacca's got hairy palms!

by MC Kokmobster December 25, 2003

Harry Palmer

Harry Palmer is former President of a Scientology mission in Elmira. Harry Palmer is also founder and president of Star's Edge Inc. Star's Edge is the corporate entity that promotes and administers the Avatar course, a course intended to instruct students on how to effect positive changes in 1heir lives through the management of their beliefs.

"The tools that Harry Palmer created for beliefmagement exploring, really works for me!"

by Ronald R.J. Cools January 6, 2008

palmer's mom

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

by mark palmer March 15, 2004