Prison

Instead of putting child abusers and etc, they put actual children in to get mentally abused cuz why not

" School a.k.a Prison is trash "

by Just a Memer April 13, 2021

prison-mudshade

The act of holding down an unwilling participant and placing your rectum over both their eyes leaving the look of sunglasses made from feces.

This is also to done to assert dominants among young men and leaves the victim feeling vulnerable and ashamed.

"Hey new kid looks like a beta faggot lets give him a prison-mudshade"

"Yea I'll hold him down and you wipe your ass on his eyes"

by Annonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 25, 2012

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

prison pretty

N: A male who is attracted by another male behind barks aka a bitch

Your homies is prison pretty, you should tell him to hit me up.

by Ya moma October 20, 2013

The Prison Drill

An exercise carried out before one leaves a party and must "sober-up" ASAP, say before entering the presence of unapproving authority figures. involves heavy drinking of water and excessive bread consumption. not to be confused with the "drop-the-soap drill".

Bro 1: dude, we gotta head back soon but we cant go back this drunk
Bro 2: its alright man, we just gotta go do the prison drill!

by Ruddy Duck February 6, 2012

Prison Shirt

muscled up, and or body tatt'd like you just got outa jail.

my boi sleepy jus got out, lil homie got a prison shirt now.

by LilS May 10, 2012