poster friends 

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.

"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."

poster friends by Lauren Y November 13, 2005

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder 

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

lady possible 

(n) girl parts. famous slang for what Carrie Prejean was playing with during her 8+ sex tapes.

Carrie Prejean can be seen rubbing her Lady Possible in her homemade sex films.

See also: taco

lady possible by skileahy December 8, 2009

Poshol Nahooy

"Go fuck yourself" in the Russian language

Hey Boris, Poshol Nahooy!

Poshol Nahooy by Schlangemann April 5, 2011

Brian Posehn 

A hilarious American actor and comedian. Best known for his television appearances and stand up comedy. An overall amazingly funny guy.

Did you see Brian Posehn on Conan last night?

Yeah I laughed my ass off.

Brian Posehn by Mihr March 20, 2008

Polly Positive

Polly Positive is the exact opposite of Negative Nancy. Polly Positive can describe someone who sees everything around them as absolutely fantastic. Polly Positive also describes someone in the case that their response to a specific event or state of being during a period of time is incredibly hopeful in its take on a situation.

Person 1 (acting like a Negative Nancy): Man, I did not have fun at your friend's house: the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were annoying, everyone wrecked the place, the bathroom smelt awful, and now I am hungry.

Person 2(acting like a Polly Positive): It is unfortunate that you did not have a good time, but I had a great time and thought everything was marvelous even including the smell.

Polly Positive by Aonymouse June 26, 2009

poser goth/punk

Someone who labels themselves goth and or punk; yet doesn't know the true meaning of goth/punk. They usually just label themselves that because they think it makes them "cool".

poser goth/punk:"I'm goth. I listen to my chemical romance. I hate my life. And I wear black clothes cause it makes me look goth."

Or

poser goth/punk:"I'm punk. I listen to green day. I wear eyeliner like billie joe cause it makes me look punk."

poser goth/punk by 4422 December 28, 2005