Peckins

A person who is such a wiener that they play games like ultimate frisby and raise money for charity, thinking this will lead to popularity. In actuality, they just become friends with other peckins. They are often seen in packs, creating what is known as a clusterpeckins, to protect their weak social standing and in the hope they can group together to form an average guy, they are also scared by the sight of females. They are often seen wearing sports trainers on nights out, ankle biter jeans, clothes from the 80's, fleeces that are too big and T-shirts from ASDA.

Max went to catch the frisby, while his dad Elsegood, bought a fleece from cotton traders, which was too big for him. In a father-son clusterpeckins.

This guy was wearing a real baggy fleece and had scuffy sport trainers on, what a peckins.

by DrElsegood October 19, 2010

cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"

Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!

by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011

Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.

by PhenoDC January 29, 2019

Picking Locks

1. To try and get past the friend zone.
2. To try and get into someone's pants.

I saw Sully Picking Locks at school today; I think he is about to snap Sullina's lock.

by Sully Sucks June 5, 2017

picking on the fat kid

A nickname for masturbation. Mainly refers to people with fat little chode dicks.

Me: Morning Kory, I assume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?

Kory: Yes, it was like the the eruption of Mt St Helens all over my bed.
Me: LMFAO

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

pickilies

prickly bushes

Bill who is gay, fell into the prickly bushes and yelled, "Pickilies"

by Tony November 14, 2003