penile anangulation

pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.

noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.

Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"

by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007

penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

poncil

A writing utensil, more commonly referred to as 'pencil' in most English dialects. The two can be used interchangeably.

"Hey man, I'm trying to sign this contract with The Label. Give me that poncil."

by Z-Rilla October 21, 2011

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

perncil

Noun - Ebonics for pencil

Yo, I needs a perncil to take da SAT.

by Marty Wood February 17, 2004

Pencing

A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.

Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”

by jmerricka January 20, 2019

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004