T's and P's

Noun phrase: T's and P's stand for "Thoughts and Prayers." Often used in the internet world, and originated on a message board in Iowa. Used in situations that would normally cause sadness or angst.

"Wow, man. I heard about your sister letting the entire football team PIITB. T's and P's, man."

by Hawkness Monster December 15, 2007

P-Nubs

The kind of thing your mother warned you about groing up, the thing everybody in the room is thinking about but nobody will say, the kind of thing that fuels young adolescent boys through childhhood, it is in fact so elusive that nobody will ever admit to it.

this dude on xbox is a total P-Nubs! yeah acts like a hot fish

by WhiteHotFish July 5, 2010

P)

pirate smiley would be used to suggest your in a pirate-like-happy mood, the kind of mood for pilaging, pludering, burning homes, and stealing!

ye be a jerk

HEY--> you cant say that to me!

imma P), savvy?

by Natalie Kay November 27, 2006

P-Town Handshake

The act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. Named after Provincetown, Massachusetts, which is a very gay area of Cape Cod.

Damn that dude is fuckin' sexy. If I met him, I'd introduce myself with a firm P-Town Handshake.

by dantheman3384 January 12, 2010

p-nood

Abbreviation for a pot noodle, a tasty noodle snack in a pot. Just add water

Man I'm sooo hungry, could really do with a p-nood right now

by Tyhannahsaurus December 13, 2010

P. Stalker

P.STALKER is someone who engages in STALKING.
They do not only stalk but also SUI, therefore they are the SUI STALKER.
The term is commonly used to refer to Parint P. Stalker, who incidentally is also the President of the Gang Dek Kee Sui.

Parint P. Stalker is the most SUI STALKER of the century.

by DeGreat December 15, 2010

Aych P

An aych p is a persie hit of 80% marijuana and 20% tobacco (from a gutted out blunt, or, for the more refined smoker, fine cavindish) from a bong. It gives you an awesome nicotine head rush as well as an amazing chronic high.

"Whatd u do last night homie?"
"Me and ur boy just chilled and did aych p's all night"
"Word? Did homeboy throw up again"
"Haha Na he was good"

by Sparks Bluntley January 5, 2011