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Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.
Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"
by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009
mugGet the Limp Ragmug.

fag rag

A newspaper sold out to the poof agenda. Its editorial position assumes that all readers enjoy being poofters or support poofter causes and events.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.
"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".
by Pooh02 January 28, 2009
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dirt rag

A tarty Lunch cutter, who insits on wearing the tinyest outfits to work which does no flattery on her massive rear-hind.
That Michelle is such a dirt rag.
by fcuk_uu January 17, 2008
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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
by continual-insanity October 14, 2019
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Jammy Rag

She better have some jammy rags, she's fair pissed off. Must be that time!
by shorthair2 August 6, 2008
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jammy rag

This is when a woman is on or just about to start her menstrual cycle and therefore the male is less inclined to have intercourse with her.
Martin= Hey man u not goin t see steph tnite, we both no she wants it.

Ryan= Nahh mahn am not touchin that she has her jammy rag drippin the now. A aint touching that!
by Martin emm July 28, 2009
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