1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
Get the fairy womanmug. The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Womanmug. "I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
Get the explaining to a womanmug. My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
by Shannd March 27, 2019
Get the Woman trapmug. by Mootiza October 4, 2022
Get the Woman repellentmug. Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.
John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."
by eabel December 8, 2021
Get the Woman Tempermug. by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
Get the Ham Womanmug.