by Curtmandingo January 11, 2010
When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015
by Saaaaaaaarrrrgggggaaaaa September 21, 2020
by davetheboss1223 April 09, 2018
A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.
Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.
by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010
The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..
'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'
'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'
'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 08, 2009
A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.
by Night hampster June 29, 2017