Dick shoe

Idk, but as I think about it, it could be a way to say dirty condom. :))

"See you in hell, you stupid ass dick shoe!" - Domplays

by Devils4ngel April 23, 2020

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.

Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.

by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019

Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019

Green shoes

Really bomb ass weed

Hey man, buy any green shoes lately?

by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008

shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.

So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age

by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018