Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.

I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.

by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015

My night

When you go to the bar and none of your drinks are on you. Usually happens unexpected. If you go to eat afterwards, usually ur meals not on you either, unless "your night" stops at the bar.

I had my night when I went to the bar and my friend treated me to all my drinks. It continued at Denny's when someone paid for my plate.

by foodboy96 June 26, 2020

Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.

K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

by Lilyitha February 4, 2014

bonna night

Irish slang that is short for bonfire night

Are you and Jimmy going to the bonna on bonna night

by @im_going_to_say_the_n_word in July 4, 2019

Night Crawler

A worm used for fishing. It is very long and thick. Anything but Trout go after it

When we went fishing we used night crawlers for bait and the boy caught a 2 pound bass.

by davetheboss1223 May 24, 2018

Night Jack

When you are a beautiful daytime man who is productive and sweet but at night your horniness kicks in. You fall asleep after failing to have your sexual needs met and wake up jerking off. Your roommate is so confused but delighted to know at least someone is getting off in the old apartment.

Dane: Last night? I don’t know what came over me…
Cait: Yea you turned into Night Jack for sure.

by JoleneAndJojoKissing January 31, 2022

Dr. Night

A hypothetical (as of 2010) M-version of a hypothetical (") BMW car (the 4-series). This vehicle would be the high-performance version of the 'baby 6' coupe. However, because the existence of coupe versions of the 3-series, it is highly unlikely that a 4-series--let alone an M-version within the 4-series range--will emerge in the near to medium-term.

Suzzy: That was a sweet BMW M4 I just saw passing by.
Dr. Night: Really Suzzy? That's amazing, considering such a car does not yet exist. You dumbfuck.

by Dr. Night Lives April 30, 2010