by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 10, 2020
Get the No, and never I will mug.A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.
The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.
by Kempt September 17, 2020
Get the That never happened mug.Gretchen and her friends were hammered at the bar last night "which never happens" being facetious for happens all the time.
by Dwilliams66 October 18, 2020
Get the Which never happens mug.A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter
or B. It didn't matter
How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that
by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023
Get the I never ever said that mug.A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on me mug.So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.
The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the the never ending lawsuit mug."Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
"What?"
by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023
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