A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.
Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!
by R to the Y to the A to the N April 25, 2010
Get the Garage Monkey mug.Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.
by jwargel May 25, 2006
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An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.
by Storm Crow June 10, 2005
Get the son of a monkey mug.Meditation term for a mind that refuses to be quiet and concentrated, so that your meditation is interfered with by your attention constantly finding new objects, like a monkey roaming through your brain.
If I concentrate very quietly I am sure I can think of an example, such as I wonder if Sandra wears panties in the summer?, no I mean an example of monkey mind, for which I need to concentrate like lemon juice concentrate god that's the best stuff for making lemonade to families with dependent children like monkeys infesting the mind and asking questions authority and authorizes questions come on there has to be an example of monkey mind your own business monkey business suit monkey suit
by old lang guy October 17, 2006
Get the monkey mind mug.When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"
by BaNgaia April 19, 2005
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