Mommy

A word to call ur Female friends whilst joking around or being serious they will never know ;)

Eg: “mmmmm mommy”
Or
“Ugh mommy” ~ says in UwU voice

by anonymous February 3, 2022

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MOMMY

I love MOMMY

I want MOMMY to tuck me in at night and give me a kiss on the cheek

by CATBOYNICKER November 11, 2021

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No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

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New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

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MUSCULAR MOMMY

The girl i want.

Look i see a muscular mommy
Where?

by Zoroark ass sniffer April 11, 2024

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mommy defines a certain girl by the name of saoirse who is extremely sexy and has big voluptuous mommy milkers and a sexy bod with a gorgeous face mommy is the sexiest person known to man she is the best ever and perfect in every way possible

i love my mommy

by mommy’s boy April 19, 2023

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