Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

by Damadar July 17, 2006

Midget

A small,subspecies of humans. Well known for being short
They often get called other things as well, such as little people, ompa lompa or isabell

Omg you are such a midget right now

by cotchroacker1984 May 12, 2014

midgetry

To be small, petty, envious or jealous. To act like a child.

I accuse you of practicing midgetry!

by wkb October 5, 2007

midge

Mother of the Fridge, as
Mother, Fridge
Midge

Already done

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

midget starfish

a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time

That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.

by hendogmx October 21, 2009

midgetian

Of or pertaining to midgets.

Not to be confused with a magician, a midget's shin.

See midgets holding carrots

Oscar: I'm gonna kick some midget shin!
Fred: I'm gonna be a magician!
Henry: My midget is midgetian. He lives in Midgetia and eats Midgeberries.

by Salty3-1 August 24, 2005

midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010